Windows 95 emulator

"nowin.exe" is a small dos program written in assembly that "emulates" windows 95...

Download nowin.exe (.exe/15kB)

Javascript BOFH Excuses

Bofh Excuses in javascript, useful if you need an excuse but don't have a webserver with CGI support at hand.
Your excuse:

Download excuses.js

Javascript code:

 <script type="text/javascript" src="/path/to/excuses.js"></script>

<script type="text/javascript">