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Javascript BOFH Excuses
Bofh Excuses in javascript, useful if you need an excuse but don't have a webserver with CGI support at hand.
Your excuse:
Download excuses.js
Javascript code:
<script type="text/javascript" src="/path/to/excuses.js"></script>
<script type="text/javascript">
document.writeln(bofhExcuses[calRand(bofhExcuses.length)]);
</script>